Thursday, January 17, 2013
If you don’t love the way Burger says “unquote,” I’m going to disown you.

If you don’t love the way Burger says “unquote,” I’m going to disown you.

  • Perry Mason: Della, think like a woman for a minute.
  • Della Street: Well I'll try.
Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Remember when I mentioned that prosecutor I insisted was a baby Burger?

He’s got enough sass to be worthy of a gif set.

Monday, January 14, 2013

I think I invented the BURGERSASS tag.

So if I want to fill it with gifs of Hamilton Burger being sassy and fabulous then I will.

And no one will ever stop me.

So basically I just stayed up until three AM watching Perry Mason the other day.
There was a period in 1960 where the man who plays Hamilton Burger was temporarily fired, and I basically spent the half a dozen or so episodes making unhappy noises.

In the last one before Burger returned, the prosecutor was a really little man wearing big glasses and who had once played the defendant in another episode.

I fell on love with him in his new role and proceeded to call him “Baby Burger.”

I wish I was kidding.

Sunday, January 13, 2013

Ah, that fresh blog smell.

This blog will be full of Perry Mason gifs and chats and rants (with emphasis likely on Della/Perry shipping and Hamilton being a sassy little smug-face).